asphinx's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Halo CTF Blood Gulch]

a few questions..

..if you will?

1. Have you ever even played Halo? The Banshee isn't a feature in MP.. at all! But If you just added it because, you, like many others would want it to be a feature in MP, well then.. then you are excused.. Btw, it will be, in Halo 2
2. Please draw MC better, just to give him justice.. ok?
3. Other than that..

Original-SHM responds:

this is halo on pc

[MiniDevil Shorts: Zombies]

nice..

love the style
but not enough gory
it made me smile
but where's the story?

[Ross's art gallery]

good..

..but i slideshow isn't what newgrounds is about.. have the friend of ours to create a website instead..

[The Chaos Remote]

no...

seriously.. no.. no.. no... just don't.. this is such a useless waste of everyones time.. including our own.. jerking of is more constructive than this..

HippoKiller4Hire responds:

wow you dont enven make flashs but you get the balls to make fun of mine id like to see you try and make one, besides no one cares about idiots from finland

[Graveyard with better end]

so u made it in 2 days..

.. u don't say?! that's is quite useless information.. any retard will notice that right away.. this sux.. not only is it crappy, but u managed to make it even crappier by not even succesfully animating this piece of shit..

[bobland fan flash]

...

instead of saying "u sux" or something like that... i will phrase myself so that someone or your intelligense.. as you have proven what level you possess by submitting this.. Retarded baboons giving people head have more talent than you.. Do not submit anything ever again.. until it's improved.. and alot..
And. P.s Just incase you feel like trashing me, for ex. beacuse I haven't submitted anything, the only reason for that is that unlike you, I'm working on it, so it woun't look like something an elephant jerked of too, while watching Xerox - porn...

MrBigStick responds:

a baboon will still bite even if it is retarded, there's no natural talent for something artificial (like flash, especially with all of the advancements) a no talent hack could make a sprite movie, but it reqiues some degree of intelligence for scripting, and bitmap tracing, and if it's done right, it could get daily feature, but your work is probably another mack daddy mario flash. gawd, those get old fast. and how could an elephant masturbate? it would require hands, and even if that was possible, why would it jerk off to two xerox machines getting it on?

[Old: 13A]

huh!

look mr. president... a bird! quak quak qu..BLAM!! And the bird was shot down.. that could be a description of your movie.. seriously it could.. nonetheless.. I LIKED IT! I don't know why, I just did.. the soundtrack was perfect for it.. but make something that has a little more sense.. and well see.. I wount blam this.. but make another one, similar to it.. And you my friend, might be taking water over your head..

[50 FPS]

regarding the human eye..

first of all I have to admit that I did not like this at all.. mainly because I think clocks suck! simple as that.. but I read what som Kirby.. something wrote.. And I felt I had to write something beacuse that stupid motherfucker should really study about the human eye/brain before he writes anything.. ever again.. the human eye registers more than 12 fps.. If I remember correctly it should be about 24 rather than 12.. I'm not sure.. So I'm not going to claim that I know this for a fact.. But reading some idiots review just pisses me of.. so other than that.. nice animation job though.. and nice graphics.. but do it with something other than clocks..

[like a bird...]

excellent!

as interresting as it was watching u create this.. like i said.. u should have added some music.. and as u can see, other people are of the same opinion..

[I Love Egg EP.10]

keep up the good work!

as quite a big fan of gore and violence.. and zombies.. oh, let us not forget zombies... you have none of this in your movies.. but still.. this is one of the better flash "series" around at the moment.. the style is exellent and so is the humor... keep up the good work! And so we just don't forget the zombies.. ever thought about doing an horror episode? :)